Minda Celaru : Kg Semarah Padi

Mula-mula aku nak ucap tahniah kepada Melissa Saila and the gang kerana berjaya mereka satu cereka yang sangat sempoi.  Pertama kali dilayar tvkan pada Hari Raya Pertama 2012 yang lalu.  Baru-baru ini  ada rerun di saluran yang sama. 

Bayangkan kalau satu opis disumpah marah marah selama setahun.  Mau meriah seluruh opis dengan suara-suara tinggi walauon ngajak teman seopis minum kopi.  " JOMLA!!!! MINUM KOPI!!!"  Cool...

Kisah secara mudah apabila Musalmah yang memakan cempedak Tok Pengulu Siak, ditangkap dan dihukum bunuh. Akibat rayuan demi rayuan tidak diendahkan maka Musalmah menyumpah seluruh penduduk kampung Semarah Padi sentiasa marah-marah dalam kehidupan harian mereka.  Musalmah baran sebab beliau asyik kena marah dari ditangkap sehingga ke tepi pantai.  Kisah ini dikiaskan pada hari Jumaat 4 Safar 1300 hijrah / 15 Disember 1882 sehingga 20 tahun selepas itu.

Muzik latar seperti kisah-kisah filem 50an.  Paling hebat lakonan ialah dari Shiela Mambo.  Ngam betoi suara dan marahnya.  Build up karekter mula dimakan sumpah adalah seperti klip ini.



Hanya satu bahasa asing dituturkan sepanjang kisah ini - shortcut.  Itu pun rasanya pengarah melepaskan scene berkenaan untuk penonton.

Alvin Tan : 8 REASONS WHY LIVING IN MALAYSIA BEATS LIVING IN SINGAPORE

Having lived in Malaysia and Singapore for at least 7 years each, I thought that I would pen down some glaring differences between the two living environments:

1. Freedom and Lawlessness

Law enforcers are not only lax in Malaysia but also easily swayed with money, so you can avoid them most of the time and pay them off, should you get confronted with them. This situation basically means that the law does not apply to you, as long as you have enough money, which relegates the law to nothing more than a mere cost of living.

I value freedom a whole damn lot; there is no amount of security and comfort that I would trade for a high level of freedom: the freedom to speed, park illegally, litter, trespass, indulge in anti-social behaviour, etc. Freedom is crucial for happiness, period. Of course, the lack of law enforcement also means that your own rights may be compromised, but complaining about that is just being overly-dependent on the government to secure your own well-being.

Crimes and infringement of our rights in general only happen because we lack skills of self-perpetuation, such as negotiation, situational awareness, and street-smartness. The correct way to address the problem is to develop self-preservation skills, not cry to the government for protection. You will be a stronger person as well, and more like an independent, hardened adult, not like little children in a school who go reporting to authority anytime anything small happens. Take the law into your own hands.

2. Cost of Living

Relative to the average wages of both countries, the cost of living in both countries is high. However, given how strong the Singapore Dollar is compared to the Malaysian Ringgit, Malaysia works out to be much cheaper, if you can put yourself in a situation to earn foreign currency regardless of where you live. In other words, if you can earn US Dollars or Euros either in Malaysia or Singapore (e.g. by owning a software company serving international customers), Malaysia will feel like heaven for you. Malaysia has a lot of bullshit going on, but consider the fact that the cost of living in Singapore is not 20% or 30% higher; it is 200% or 300% higher than that in Malaysia.

There are also peculiar costs in Singapore that make no sense: S$500,000 99-year leasehold shoeboxes in the air and S$80,000 license to own a car (not the car itself), just to name a few. A very important fact of life is that you can truly own a house and car (no time limit whatsoever imposed by HDB or COEs) with literally less than RM100,000, or S$40,000. Anyone knows having a car at your disposal grants you an uncanny freedom that most public transport commuters can never understand.

3. Choice of Living Environments

The entire island of Singapore is the same shit over and over again: HDB flats, heartland hubs, private condominiums, shopping malls, office buildings, night spots, schools, and the occasional park/nature reserve/beach. If you hate that, tough luck, buddy. In Malaysia, if you are sick of the shitty traffic and rude people of Kuala Lumpur, move north or south to quieter suburban or outskirt areas. If you are sick of city life, move to one of the beach towns. If you are sick of the swelteringly-hot weather, go upwards and live in Fraser’s Hill or Cameron Highlands. Sometimes, the further you move away from your comfort zone, the more it feels like a different country altogether. Using the same logic, USA, Canada, and Australia should offer a greater choice of living environments than both Malaysia and Singapore combined.

4. Diversity

Diversity comes from within, but, if we define diversity as the observable differences among people and things, Malaysia is more diverse than Singapore, and it is the little things that make the most difference. For instance, Chinese, Malay, and Indian dialects actually survive in Malaysia (not just Mandarin, Standard Malay, and Tamil), depending on which part of Malaysia you go to. There are definitely more things to do than shopping, working/studying, and food-hunting in Malaysia. You can even send your children to different types of schools: vernacular schools, independent schools, private schools, home-schooling, real specialised technical schools (none of that “ITE” umbrella nonsense), or, hell, even the School of Hard Knocks, since Malaysia is not exactly a safe playground for kids.

Malaysia is more interesting, less monotonous, and interesting environments tend to produce interesting people. People who have lived in Malaysia and then went on to live in Singapore for an extended period of time eventually become more one-dimensional in their personalities over time, and vice-versa.

5. Living vs. Surviving

Both people in Malaysia and Singapore live hectic, fast-paced lives, at least if you compare the urban areas of both countries. In Singapore, almost everything is done for the money: doing well in school, doing well in the workplace, not driving out during certain hours of the day, and even marriage and child birth (since you get to buy HDB flats and get baby bonuses for getting married and having children, respectively). You know something is wrong with a country when the government has to pay its people to have sex and bang each other. People in Singapore are too busy surviving to actually live. It takes a lot of effort to even have a low standard of living in Singapore.

In Malaysia, if you are lucky enough to inherit a small home and pay off a motorcycle early on in your life, you can literally grow your own crops, hunt, or fish and survive day by day. A lot of villagers do just that. In Singapore, if you ask people to name two things that they do regularly outside of work/school that they consider hobbies, you would get a lot of blank faces. They are too busy working and studying to have free time to even pamper themselves by doing things they like or even think about their actual dreams (that would be too audacious). The sad irony is that a lot of people in Malaysia work less and play more and still make way more money or do better in their academic pursuits.

6. Empirical Happiness

Both people in Malaysia and Singapore have to put with an awful amount of bullshit. In Singapore, you have semi-competent yet greedy politicians in charge, making life a living hell for everyone with price hikes, non-sensible immigration policies, and even more new laws to curb personal freedoms or scare people into voluntarily surrendering their freedoms (CPF withdrawal age, anyone?). In Malaysia, we have lazy, blood-sucking, idiotic, racist politicians with no sense of good governance whatsoever, hopelessly-inefficient everything (bureaucracy, legal system, public transportation, education), and a lot of social crime. Empirically, however, people are complaining less and smiling/laughing/joking more in Malaysia.

People in Malaysia also commit suicide not as often as people in Singapore. People walk slower in Malaysia, and you can even see people sitting down in coffee shops for literally the whole day just chatting happily away in Malaysia. My personal experience also revealed that it is much easier building rapport with a stranger in Malaysia than in Singapore (in Malaysia, just call the other person “boss” or “bro” or “leng lui” for starters; you cannot do that to strangers in Singapore – they are too damn stuck-up). In short, people in Malaysia have not forgotten how to relax and take things easy. Try going out one day in Orchard Road and in 1 Utama Shopping Centre, look at the first 100 faces that you come across, and then compare the proportion of smiling faces, and you will feel what I feel.

7. Social Discrimination

Malaysia is known for its xenophobia and racism, no doubt, but so is Singapore – to a larger extent. In Singapore, you get discriminated for virtually anything: for being Malay/Indian (jobs with Mandarin literacy as a prerequisite), for being a neighbourhood school student (scholarship applications), for being an academically-weak student (Special/Express/Normal streams), for being a fat student (TAF Club), for being an able-bodied Singaporean male (National Service), for being a local tourist (Singaporean casinos), for being an MOE foreign scholar (the Sun Xu incident), etc. “Meritocracy” my ass.

8. The Focus on Numbers

Singapore is all about the numbers and only the numbers: GPA, CAP, L1R5, PSLE T-Score, GDP growth rate, GDP per capita, median income, net worth, crime rates, and even IPPT timings. People in Singapore are not bothered by anything that cannot be measured by a number: creativity, music/art, quality of life, and happiness (fuck the happiness index crap). It is a sick, toxic culture; people who do not perform well in these numbers are treated like dirt. I have personally received the better end of Singapore’s brand of favouritism in secondary school, and I felt sick to the core. If kindness from others to me is driven by admiration of my CAP/L1R5/whatever useless number, you can stick that kindness straight up your ass.

The only reason that Malaysians would choose to work and live in Singapore is the higher wages across the causeway. Their modus operandi has always been to work long enough there to save enough Singapore Dollars, and then come back to spend the money like a king. We already have our own clean, green, efficient, and economically-successful (and, hell, even Chinese-dominated) island-state; it is called Penang. What do you think about living in Malaysia as compared to living in Singapore?

ALVIN TAN JYE YEE

The above is taken from a note from the author’s Facebook. A third year undergraduate in Law in NUS, Alvin Tan caused a stir lately by posting photos and videos of him having sex with his girlfriend on his personal blog.

Ini yang kita nak baca.  Blogger dengan Fanpage @ FB sebok je dengan nak highlight perbuatan derang tu.  Yaaaa... memang immoral buat perangai tetapi kita dalam FB/Blog etc etc, memaki hamun, mengata semua orang tak betoi tadak sapa nak nasihat dan highlight ke?  My ass jugaklah!

The government cannot regulate love

A young Singapore man has appealed publicly to Minister in Prime Minister Office Grace Fu during a townhall meeting recently to stop foreign men from ‘stealing’ Singaporean women from local men.

During the Q&A session, he complained that Singapore men are losing out in the race to the altar because local women are increasingly favoring foreign men.

His complaint drew a round of laughter from the audience, but he silenced them with a glaring look:

“I think we shouldn’t laugh. It is an important problem and we need to solve it,” he thundered.

He added that foreign men tend to enjoy higher pay and better perks which give them an unfair advantage in the competition for Singaporean women’s heart.

Unfortunately, there is nothing the government can do about this, he was told.

“The government cannot regulate love,” Ms Fu said.

How desperate...

Kekekeh.. I think this young chap is so desperate to find a girlfriend. He could be successful in his career but his career to woo flirt women memang ke laut lah.  Nak mencari pasangan hidup pun kena minta tolong kerajaan ker? Oh kemonlah!

A bull name - Megatron (Manso)

'Megatron' bull fetches top price

Posted Wed Oct 3, 2012 8:09am AEST (ABC NEWS)

A bull named FBC Megatron Manso has sold for a top price of $60,000 at this year's Brahman Week bull sale in Rockhampton in central Queensland.

It is the largest bull sale in Australia and has attracted more than 200 vendors from around Australia.

Will Fenech from Fenech Brahmans at Craigleigh, near Wowan, south-west of Rockhampton, says it is bitter sweet to see his bull fetch the top price.

"We took him to [the] Marlborough Brahman Feature show and he won grand champion there and supreme interbreed," he said.

"He did really well at Beef Week.

"We would've loved to have kept the bull but we had a lot of interest in him, so we decided to sell but we kept a semen share."

Mr Fenech says he was surprised his bull sold for the top price.

"He's an IVF embryo - we've sold three half brothers to him, two other $60,000 bulls and another [for $35,000]," he said.

"My daughter broke him in February last year and she showed him at junior beef last year and a lot of people have watched this bull in progress with his growing pattern."

The sale wraps up today.

- steady Mr Will Fenech. What a breed kekeh...kehkeh... $60,000/7 = $8571.50 ( RM 21,428.60*/ 1 bahagian) Kalau nak buat korbanlah.

*AUSD 1 = RM 2.45